My fanhood was serviced. That’s all I need from a show. 

Bingo. Star Wars is the story of the Skywalkers. Full stop. Fuck you.

Oh, fuck off. There’s a real possibility that if what’s his dick from the Greatest American Hero had been cast as Luke instead of Mark Hamill, then it fails. Successes have what ifs all the time.

The Ringerverse podcast has the excrementatious Joanna Robinson, who should be in fucking jail for what she tried to do to the kid who played Olly on Game of Thrones. Fuck the Ringerverse podcast.

Imma say this once for all you fart-sniffer auteurs who think Star Wars is your personal playground to fuck with.

I’m a fan. I have a fanhood. That fanhood needs serviced. It needs tickled, stroked and massaged. It will reward you if you treat it right.

Hire a director to make sure the trains run on time and under…

The fact that the only reboot we’ve had of Spenser for Hire since those pretty good Joe Mantenga movies is Marky Mark - fuck you, that’s who he is - is a crime against humanity that should be brought before the War Crimes commission.

https://deadline.com/2022/02/jackass-forever-moonfall-box-office-2-1234926709/

Movie A: A powerful criminal succumbs to temptation of power and is redeemed by his estranged son. The movie uses beautiful imagery and features long-overdue representation of Asians. (Shang-Chi)

Good faith argument is one you agree with. Bad faith is one you don’t. Minor thing is something you’ve done. Offense is something you haven’t.

Never, ever, ever forget that the most liked (in this case, reacted to) and retweeted tweet ever was where Chadwick Boseman’s family announced his death. It got 7.1 million…

I don’t know exactly if this is the point she’s trying to land on, but there is a fun phenomenon with European NBA players, especially the first wave to come over in the 90s.

They learn American idioms and slang from their co-workers who are overwhelmingly African-American. Detlef Schremp sounded like Hans/Frans meets…

You people all live in the same fucking dream world. NBC doesn’t give one baboon’s wet shit about anything but how many people watch this.

Now, I am willing to entertain the notion that Renee Zellweger and whatever the fuck she did to her face is a diminishing ratings draw, but she sure as hell will look better on a…

Really thought Eric would end up with his cousin and Red would have to raise flipper grandchildren.

And I thank them for it! I have a throbbing, pulsating, raging fanhood that needs services. It is dying for service. It is ready to explode and the slightest fanservice will make it reach unfathomable levels of ecstasy. I need the service. I want the service. I will die for the service. SERVICE MY FANHOOD!

Thank you so much for identifying yourself as someone against Luke coming back. It saved me the trouble of reading the rest of your filth.

Let them kill each other

Colbie Smulders, who should be more of a thing, is in it. That’s all I know.

I want to see at least 20 minutes on Coppola patiently explaining to Puzo for the fifth time why he was not going to include the subplot about the doctor rebuilding Lucy’s vagina because Sonny Corleone’s massive dick broke it.

That one clip of Cruise as Reacher in the parking lot just before getting into a fight is a classic of the genre. I know, because it is all over my Facebook feed.

Plus:
“I don’t mind the sight of blood.”
“When it means you’re not pregnant, anyway”

Is a burn I am going to use in my life someday.

The Reacher books (and the Spenser universe/Bosch novels) are a little like ice cream for me. I don’t usually go out of my way to consume them, but when I do, it is obscene how much I can consume in a short period of time.

The first Cruise movie is perfectly serviceable for when you are tired of heavy shit. The second…

Very very few actors have their picks and choices of roles. The vast majority of them are in it for the sweet, sweet cash.