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No, but at this point, post-credit scenes in the MCU are expected. Just like a Jackie Chan failed stunt montage or a Grumpy Old Men blooper reel 

Here’s the thing. For us to get Infinity War and Endgame and WandaVision, someone had to do a scene like Thor in the cave.

And the writers of Ultron and Civil War didnt pay one bit of attention to IM3. The world survived.

I thought the whole point of the Tinker Bell/Peter relationship is that she wanted to cross over and get her some giant boy dick? I remember her wanting to kill Wendy in the movie.

And I know that is true, because that’s how I learned how the red man became red.

1) I’ve known parents both as a child and in my parent circle, who can’t sleep the night before a car trip one state away. It is unrealistic to me that parents taking 19 people on a trip to France would sleep so soundly.

My own sainted mother, Travolta rest her soul, would have been sitting up in bed, fully showered

Kids watched it a couple of months ago and enjoyed it. Good enough for me.

That movie was an abomination against God, Buddha, Yahweh, Allah, Tom Cruise and the God of Frosted Cinnamon PopTarts.

I have two demands for the next Bond.
1) British
2) Someone who actually fucking looks like he/she/they are having fun.

Making up box office ground after three movies made $1.2 billion. Ok

I can see how it would work that way, but to me it hinges on Clint taking a chance and leaving. I don’t think he risks a deal that keeps him at home with his kids. So, I think he stays at the Raft, which leaves little time for him and Nat to talk.

As of one second ago, it was 78 percent fan and 48 percent critic on RT.

Critics just don’t like being told to fuck off. That’s the Eternals hate in a nutshell

This. The Ikaris-Makkari fight is the best example of speed vs strength I’ve seen in any superhero movie. 

OK, we can use the abortion metaphor, but wouldn’t the roles be like:

Ikaris (The husband) “Wait, we talked about this? No kids until 30. What about our European trip?

Sersei (The wife) “Well, now that I’m actually pregnant... I’m having second thoughts.”

Ajax (The wife’s mother): “Look, you kids do what you want. I

Stop it. My nipples can only get so hard.

I do think Laura having some experience in the spy game would help her become pretty fast friends with Nat and also help her accept Nat and Clint as partners/friends maybe faster than a woman whose husband works in office supply sales, for instance.

Didn’t Kate flat out ask him as a follow-up if it was Nat and Clint nodded? I think you guys are overthinking this. He was talking about Nat.

I also think there is a bit of “Hey, da fuck?” tension with the Snapped and Unsnapped.

The world went from half of all life disappearing in a second. Just the fact that the nukes didn’t go off within the first two days from lack of people guarding or maintaining is a miracle.

But they went, in five years, from that to

This. There were probably in-universe versions of people saying, “Loki Was Right” or “Kilgrave For President.” I also can easily see a T-Shirt that says, “Hey, Wakanda, where you in...” and then a list of dates starting with “1619, 1783, 1857, 1896, 1921, 1963, 1968, 1991, etc...”

Damn it, should have read further. Everything I said, credit to Skipskatte here first.

Your last line is the kicker. This is a guy who was conquering villages and killing half at random before he had a single Stone. He is the classic case of having a hammer and seeing nails.

Two Jeopardy stories? No. Just... no.


People don’t watch game shows for new and edgy. They are the McDonald’s chicken nuggets of TV.