Oh, one of those. I’ve always assumed most of the Hollywood elites vote Republican for their taxes and then just lie to the rest of us. 

That’s exactly the type they should go after. Jeopardy should have a bit more faith in its brand. For the next host, the Jeopardy job should be the biggest thing he or she had done to date.

And the fuck wrong with Sajak? He’s harmless.  

Maya signs furiously
Kazi: “Ronin killed my dad. The last thing dad heard was the assassin saying, ‘And now, you have punched the bucket!’”

Then she would have gotten out before the removal of the baby-making stuff.

Yeah, I’ve moved off this theory and gone to the “Clint used it as part of his Ronin gear and it was given to him by someone else, who he is protecting”

Laura is the most obvious answer, which is probably the safest bet with these shows.

There can be only one! 

I legit thought you were fucking with me, but then I just looked at the Wiki. Holy shit! Substitute Fury for Clint in that Wiki and it works.

It even can explain why JLD/Val wants Clint offed. If Val is really a former Madame Hydra who managed to stay alive and out of prison, then Laura might have the goods on her.

Seem…

If it was real!

I’m rapidly approaching, “Fuck it, put Tony Dalton in everything” status.

One other thing that hardly gets mentioned. For all of the whinging and pissing and moaning about Nat being sad because she can’t have kids (GASP! THE HORROR!) Age of Ultron very easily created a friendship between Laura and Nat.

It would have been very easy to fall into the “My husband’s best friend/partner is a…

I am an unapologetic MCU head, but the one thing I think they’ve screwed up is really trying to tell the post-Snap story.

We’ve gotten nibbles. I don’t think Thanos was right, but I sure as fuck think Hayward was right to point out that Monica and Jimmy weren’t there, so maybe stop with the judging judgeyness.

The…

Someone not in the picture:

IS THAT JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS’ MUSIC???

My guess is the immediate flight home from Tokyo was Clint being like, “OK, what is this plan again?”

But they did have the entire flight to Vormir. I have no doubt Clint knows Natasha found her family and it would be ridiculous if she didn’t tell him Dreykov’s daughter was alive. But unless he saw pictures, he might…

I’d posit they actually had very little time to talk about it.

Good God, just find the best weatherperson in any random market and go with that

Pretty simple fix is to make it a Mockingbird program and Laura and Bobbi are members.

Uh, it seems that his ex made wild ass complaints about him leaving cocaine around. Uh, it seems she alleged he threatened to kill her and himself. Uh, it seems a judge was like, “The fuck outta here” and he got joint custody.

That’s not MCU. That’s Clark Gregg and Ming-Na and Henry Simmons and a bunch of overrated bimbos and himbos

Custody? Yeah, I assume those are lies. 

I do not believe a single fucking thing in any custody hearing.