Wild theory I just came up with like five seconds ago:

I legit don’t know what the problem is with Renner. I know like, decades ago, he and Evans made an ill-timed joke about Natasha being a slut. Evans threw himself on the mercy of the Internets, but Renner declined. What else is there besides what seems to be a general not giving a fuck vibe, which I kind of like,…

Yeah, it’s a man’s watch. A woman could wear it or have it as a keepsake, I suppose. Anyway, Laura can still have an agent background.

My wild-ass guess that I just came up with four seconds ago is that someone was pointing Ronin in various directions and that watch, which after all, has a tracker, is part of those…

I’m hand-waving this stuff away. The entire Barton family was Snapped. They came back. Presumably, the kids have friends their age. Maybe they attend school.

I feel like Clint is a bit like an athlete or an actor. Some hardcore fans might know all of the names of Matt Damon or Kevin Durant’s kids. But the average…

All Hail Tarkin, it’s Siede.

The most obvious answer for the watch is Laura and the she is a former Mockingbird who is retired. One theory going around is that she hasn’t left the farm in years, because of how badly evildoers want to get her. How she crossed paths with Maya/Kingpin/whoever is above Maya, is another…

Well, making Cardellini the MCU version of Mockingbird seems to be the bigges theory on the Internets.

Rupert Grint??? Sorry, no women and no fucking gingers either.

Didn’t we fucking do this already?

Anyway, Bond just needs to be fun again. Craig had one absolutely fantastic movie, one decent, albeit wildly overrated one that doesn’t hold up in the slightest if you give it more than 10 minutes thought, an absolute train wreck, an absolute disaster and an abomination that is an…

Why? For you? Fuck you

Fuck. Yourself. With. A. Fish.

Did he have to submit to a panel that determined if he had enough or was he able to make the decision on his own?

Pym: “Damn, Fury. I TOLD you that Pierce guy was a creep”
Fury: “Shut up, motherfucker. We warned you about that bald Make-A-Wish kid looking fool you hired”
Bradley: “Who the fuck let the limey in here?”
Slattery: “Yes, I am very tough. I have killed people. Honest.”

What movie that actually got a decent release made less than $2 million? You may have out Barsanti’d yourself this time.

I feel you. But then I ponder what could have been if they had synced up from the jump. I think they’d have fit nicely, and hilariously, in the opening parts of Infinity War, where Banner, Stark and Strange are fighting Ebony Maw.

Here is what we can salvage from the NetCU:

* Daredevil & Kingpin
* Jessica & Kilgrave. Leave the annoying sidekick blonde where she belongs
* The idea of Nuke, but not that guy and certainly not killing him off
* Luke
* Danny ONLY WITH LUKE! NOT ON HIS OWN.

That’s kind of it. I tend to agree that Punisher just isn’t Disney…

Not a direct impersonation, but Connery and Trebek just days apart too

If he’d have won in 1996, W doesn’t happen and Lewinsky finds some other married man to suck off

They were at odds, but you can’t tell me they didn’t fuck at some point. Chris Evans and Ana de Armas are just too gorgeous not to fuck. It’s law.

Can you guys fucking once not act like you weren’t the ones who led the mob and pitchforks?

See, this is an example of assuming someone is woke because she’s LGBT and the victim of arguably the most famous stalking/obsession case in modern history.