They never have the answer to that last question, but I’ll ask anyway.

What crimes?
What level of legal status with the crimes? Being accused? Being investigated? Being charged? Convicted? On probation?
How many accusers are necessary? Just one?
Are these lifetime penalties?

You know why they don’t answer, because…

Lumping Aziz and CK together is part of the problem with this. We have to do a better job of grading these transgressions.

You’re going to make me kill my darlings, aren’t you? OK, combine Thor, Hulk, Nat and Clint into one song (kind of Lafayette and the guys in “My Shot”)

Keep Tony’s number.

Add in a Coulson number “We Need A Little Old-Fashioned”

Cut most of Winter Soldier except for “On Your Left” and the “End of the Line” reprise and…

Saw this in a review from someone smarter than me:

Kate is basically Batman’s backstory (If one parent had survived) and Spider-Man’s personality combined.

I think the Laura-Clint relationship is fantastic. She is basically every military/law enforcement officer/firefighter spouse. Accepting, proud, worried, capable…

Well, the world believes that Cap either died or is on the moon. 

Narrator: It did not in fact, nearly derail the episode. No one really gives a fuck about LARPers.

We can probably program the playlist right now:
“I Can Do This All Day” - Steve fighting the bully in the alley
“This War Needs a Little Guy,” - Erskine and Steve
“Star Spangled Man” - The USO Tour
“I’ll Teach You To Dance,” - Peggy and Steve’s Song
“End of the Line,” - Bucky and Steve’s Song
“I Had a Date,” - The Revival
“Ge…

The story also went that a female editor, assistant director or someone else relatively high up said, “You cannot take that moment away from her.”

Praise Palpatine, it’s Siede.

Having not been afflicted by whatever weird-ass Renner backlash ripped through the Internets - near as I can tell, it is a response to him not taking anything all that seriously - I was really looking forward to this. And it didn’t disappoint.

There are so few characters outside of…

Trust me, you do not want Barsanti writing about anything real world.

Remember how trolls went after Robin Williams’ daughter? Same spirit here.

Where the fuck are Final Destinations 2 and 4?

Well, since the first season fucking sucked... more of the same would have also fucking sucked.

Just your people. No one blames them.

Rachel McAdams was 25 when she played a high school student. Carrie Coon’s real-life age has absolutely nothing to do with when the character was born.

I once got a purple nurple from David Tennant. You can’t prove I didn’t.

“apparently”

Just... stop guys.

This list... doesn’t suck. Damn, it’s  Thanksgiving miracle

Yeah, the revelations came out of nowhere for those who hired him.

OK, the next time you don’t take a reference because of your recent departure from the womb, keep it to yourself.

Anyway, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany were kind of the Britney and Christina of their day, except the Internet wasn’t around to destroy them. They were (and are, based on a quick search) both gorgeous, had…