I’m Gen X, Ridley. I have a family, a job, am training for a half marathon, have TV shows to watch and books to read. I have little time to see movies in theaters.

So forgive me, asshole, if I don’t make time for your rape fetish.

Distressing? Oh FFS. Buy some stepladders and get over yourselves.

What idiot invented the term “fan-service”? I’d like to go back and slap them with a bucket of fish.

I am a fan. I have a fanhood. I have a raging, throbbing, pulsating fanhood. I want it serviced. I pay for that service with my time and money. It is…

Great, so now I have ANOTHER task. And I was just sitting down to watch Great British Baking Show before I hung the Christmas lights.

So now I have to:
1) Make sure I don’t have anything belonging to Taylor Swift that I forgot to give back
2) Get a comment out about how I’m happy for Britney
3) Get the turkey out of the…

I honestly thought they might have swerved and just said, “No one is going home. We can’t do it.”

No, but context matters

It was embarrassing to watch sites like this cover that lawsuit. Anyone with half a brain realized that once the check was cut, all would be forgiven.

Disney wasn’t going to put up with the bad PR. They’ve also got Elizabeth Olsen, Brie Larson, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Angela Bassett, Angelina Jolie, Kathryn Hahn and…

I don’t know how. I don’t know when. I don’t know where. But someday, I’m going to find the person who started this whole, “vital,” “necessary” and “essential” thing in regards to entertainment and slap them right in the fucking mouth with a fucking dead fish.

Oh come on, a guy who ends up with eight arms just happens to be born with a surname that means “Eighth” in Latin? I mean, only Remus Lupin, which basically means Wolf Mother Wolf, is worse.

Just wait until these kids meet Blackigar Boltigan!

Hasn’t the story been that Baldwin was practicing a draw and the gun went off? In other words, didn’t we already KNOW the scene didn’t call for a discharge of the weapon?

The only lawsuit I give a fuck about is the one from the widower. I give a little bit of a fuck about the one from the director who was hit as well.

Ev…

Taylor Swift song - “The Tree Said No”

So what the hell do I fap to now?

I agree, but I’m going to cut them a little slack. We live in a culture where people bitch at you for posting spoilers AND where people seek out leaks and theorize to the point of being outright mad when their whackjob theories don’t happen.

That’s not the easiest to navigate. I’d also argue the MCU is pretty good at…

Yeah, but they will be able to pick and choose. Really think Vincent D’Onofrio will show up in the MCU at some point.

That’s almost exactly how it happened in the comics. Except Gwen fucked Norman in the interim.

If they aren’t in it, or barely in it - akin to the voices that revived Rey in the Rise of Reywalker - then I think there will be some serious nerd freakout. I’m not sure, after the disappointment that fans suffered over not getting Reed Richards, Professor X, Mephisto and Galactus all visiting Wanda in Westview, they…

IMDB had Clive Owen as Kraven the Hunter for years.

OK, so by my count, here is who has said they AREN’T in the movie
Kirsten Dunst
Vincent D’Onofrio
Andrew Garfield
Sally Field
Topher Grace


Here is who either hasn’t been asked or hasn’t answered (Corrections welcome)
* Elizabeth Banks
* Rosemary Harris
* Bryce Dallas Howard
* Thomas Hayden Church
* James Cromwell
* Dennis Leary
*…

I will not stand for the Rhino erasure.

I remember the exact same thing. I think he vanished. Now, this could be a different Marko. Or we could be wrong.

Or this could be the first sign that this Dr. Strange is full of shit.

I watched that part at quarter speed. I’m confident it’s not Dafoe and I don’t think it’s Franco. I wonder if it’s a slimmed down Jacob Batalon, Ned from another dimension...