They switched it back. Everyone adjust their outrage boners from “black man gets wronged” to “woman gets wronged.”

All adjusted? 1...2...3

We laugh, but I shudder to think how that scene is received today.

“Oh, so the short white kid teaches the black guys how to play, huh?”

That’s only part of the problem. The other part is that it’s been at least nine hours since we were able to stroke our outrage boners and we need release.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

No idea what you are over-compensating for, but I hope whoever you did it to has gotten the proper therapy.

The voices sounded off. Like the recording was done incorrectly. Especially McDonough.

He didn’t so much refuse to give it up as he waited too long to get it looked at and by then it was too late.

I do.

That picture makes her look like she just shaved a mustache with a razor that needed to be replaced. Or that she was eating a pint of chocolate ice cream face first.

I believe the following:
* You open Christmas presents on Dec. 25 and not Dec. 24
* No one gives a fuck if you can dance. Just dance.
* Anyone criticizing Simone Biles has to prove he or she can actually walk across a balance beam without falling off or hang for 30 seconds from the top uneven bar
* Anyone giving a shit…

And you’re here to be the guy who likes to show off how much he cares by posting a lot on a message board.

If the amount of people who are concerned about this actually watched Jeopardy, that show would have more eyeballs than the Super Bowl and the final M*A*S*H episode combined.

Being ultra-thirsty is never a good look.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL -- Levar really sucked at this, didn’t he?

My favorite is Ben, Johnny and Namor watching Reed blow shit up and Namor saying, “I have long been aware of the destructive potential of a mind as powerful as Reed Richards’” and Ben being like, “Um, holy shit?”

I’m fine with the characterization of Bucky. I’m just saying that didn’t sound like Sebastian Stan or Neal McDonough.

The absolute best What If from the original run, and I will not hear arguments about this, is the Invisible Woman dying in childbirth one. Yes, there’s a fridging back before we even knew the term, but hear me out.

The funeral scenes with Johnny, Ben and Reed breaking down and with Ben’s private thoughts about how he…

This genre better not die before I get my Huey Lewis story

Did they just hand-wave away the Tommy Lee Jones character as dying in that explosion? I mean, not that I’m surprised. He’s a cranky old fuck who probably would have wanted the moon for two days voice work.

Anyway, I really liked this, though I admit thinking that it would be a horde of the Avengers aliens, or perhaps…