No, the Internet is once again confusing the people they see on their little screens with the actors who play them.

Schwimmer has campaigned and donated to anti-child abuse charities, sits on the board of the Rape Foundation (and has spoken about the need for men to be allies in the anti-sexual assault fight) and…

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It really is amusing, how we fall for the trap each time.

WandaVision gave us Photon, Agatha Harkness, Wiccan and Speed, cracked the MCU/FoxCU wall, White Vision, unleashed Scarlet Witch and tied it to both Dr. Strange and to Secret Invasion.

And we were like, “Where da fuck Mephisto at?”

Falcon/Winter Soldier gave us…

OK, I don’t agree, but I’ll give you 750-1.

Remember, DaBard Cool Points are paid out for Big Bad during the episode itself. Post-credit scenes don’t count.

Well, that would explain the copter.

I’ll put it on the board and give you 25,000-1. 

I got a little bit of, “That’s the small town in Norway where Red Skull grabbed the Tesseract at the beginning of Cap 1”

Was it ever established he was transgender or was he a gay transvestite?

Counterpoint: “Just how many cameras are on you?” is a classic line. 

When? It showed the pain of being cheated on and your marriage ending. And then, whoa, he actually talked his ex into going through with the marriage to the woman she cheated on him with when she was waffling after her parents disowned her;  walked his ex down the aisle of her wedding to the woman she left him for and…

At the very least, you know that anal is on the table.

There are reports that filming on Season 2 begins in January 2022. This season, filming started in January 2020, was halted in March, resumed in November and finished in December.

So, four months, probably less without COVID protocols.

Ant-Man and Wasp: Quantumania has a release date of February 17, 2023.

My point is…

Citation needed. 

I will say that you could be exactly right or this could be some thing where the showrunners do a post-game interview and are like, “Um, what?”

You mean the show that put a lesbian wedding on TV in 1995? 

By the way, if I don’t start seeing Classic Loki screaming “GLORIOUS PURPOSE” as a meme responding to things like, “Should we go get margaritas and tacos tonight?” then Why is the Internet?

It’s a bureaucracy, after all. Whether it’s purpose is good or evil, it still requires overworked and underpaid people to do the job.

Things got missed, or were considered low priority. So long as Grantoki stayed put on the planet Bumfukt, he wasn’t a problem.

Maybe that’s the Sylvie thing too. Being born female was a…

That really is the best value bet on the board. Not only for the reason you state, but because you don’t hire Gugu and only give her this much to do.

I feel like Kang could end up in the post-credits scene, but I’m paying out DaBard Cool Points on the 8-1 of Ravonna is the Big Bad during the episode.

Really don’t understand why people are so weirded out by Loki and Sylvie. It’s just another form of masturbation.

Here are the odds: (For those who don’t know odds. the smaller the first number, the better the chance.)

2-1: (So, if you bet $1, you get $2) Some Loki variant we haven’t met. Maybe one who impersonated Odin at the end of Dark World and wasn’t found out until much later than the Sacred Timeline

5-1: Some version of a…

Schwimmer’s move is to wait for the $20 million annual residual check to come in and have another drink and say, “Man, fuck that monkey.”