Sorry, I changed the frequency on this shit after Ellie Kemper. Go cry wolf somewhere else.

This did it. This was the one. I am submitting my resignation from Twitter and kinja.

I understand why Ellie Kemper thought it was best for her career and sanity to make an apology - which seemed like a good one.

But damn, I was hoping she’d be the one celeb to just refuse to dignify any of this bullshit. 

I admit I’ve lost track of his later stuff, but the book was my favorite of the early Grisham run. The domestic violence stuff is handled a lot more sensitively and in depth and really focuses on people who care for battered women.

Personally, I still retain fond memories of the ice cream man sketch and Eddie’s mother throwing shoes like weapons.

I’m making a new rule for myself. Only cancel those who do not appear to have learned anything.

Eddie Murphy’s “Delirious” is incredibly offensive and homophobic. (Although his impersonation of Mr. T demanding sex is still hysterical, “Hey boy...”) Murphy, as far back as 1996, apologized for it and to my knowledge,…

Insert Littlefinger teleporter joke here

It’s like 10,000 ships when all you need was a car.

Insomnia is a master class. Pacino is fantastic. Williams is a revelation. Hillary Swank is insanely overqualified. 

I had strong feelings about this, but now that the guy from “Bumblebee” has weighed in, I don’t know what to think.

You’re why they hate us.

Making fun of the general hate for Pratt as “the worst Chris.”

I legit think this has more to do with what StarLord did in Infinity War than anything Pratt has ever done. 

Works either way, really

Chris Brown is in the entertainment industry as well, but hey, if you can ignore a woman-beater to make fun of the Parks and Rec guy, you’ve got to do it every time.

Ah, the sweet song of people telling other people they should stop getting paid.

Thought it was mean to pick on the dead. But yeah, fuck that guy too. And Chris Klein. What a dick.

Fuck Chris Elliott. That was my choice for worst Chris. I hate that guy.

You know, I had strong opinions about this, but then I saw that the guy who was the fifth male lead in the Now You See Me franchise had an opinion and then walked it back, so I don’t know what to think any longer.

Maybe.... just maybe... Marcus’ line about, “I’ve known your father since time began” isn’t just a metaphor for knowing someone a long time.

Maybe Henry and Marcus are actually reincarnated Scottish warriors and Marcus remembers.

I bet the Gloops have a fascinating story. Two refugees from the Nazis (and yes, I get the irony of a Dahl property doing an anti-Nazi story) are forced on the run from Germany and have to eat nothing but tree bark and lizards on the way to England. They swear their son Augustus will never go hungry...