Again, Chris Evans getting a cameo as Ransom advises Benoit on a sticky case. Make it so.

Anyone that remembers any other person in that scene except for Phoebe Cates isn’t watching movies correctly.

Do not take your lack of culture out on me.

God help Judge Reinhold when he dies. He’ll be known as the other Beethoven guy.

I’m sorry, calling Grodin a “Beethoven star” is like calling Christopher Walken a “Kangaroo Jack” star. Do better.

Yeah, he’s probably a better MCU Villain at some point. He could do the “Well met! Let’s have battle” routine of Kraven, for instance.

This is what I do. I eat frogs and I know things.

There’s an alternate universe - a dark one, since it probably involves RDJ relapsing, which is the only way Favreau doesn’t get to have him - where Olyphant is Tony Stark. He auditioned.

I read this story four times and I still only understand the words, “are,” “to,” “is,” “which,” “and,” and “of.”

This reminds me of the fansites that continually report that Marvel is about to fire Brie Larson. Just because you wish really hard for the MCU to lose fans doesn’t mean it will happen. 

Fair criticism, although the main difference between Elizabeth (as long as we are fancasting the FF, why not her and Rhys instead of Krasinski and Blunt?) and Natasha is that Elizabeth still considered herself Russian first and foremost, so her attitude would be different.

I’m fine. My beef was with the author indicating there is need of bridging the gap. They can wallow in their fart-sniffing ignorance all they want so long as they stay over on their side of the chasm.

You seem to think MCU fans give one red damn about whatever gaps non-MCU fans have. They can bridge it on their own time. I have no need of them in my life.

Fair, I forget how much of an icon Ransom was to my friends of the gay persuasion. Failed at being an ally there, and I am sorry.

Surrounded by thousands of letters from women who think they can change him.

It is now. As of right now, whenever you or I appear on Kinja and the subject turns to boobs, we refer to them as confetti cannons.

Todd and I have spoken.

There still is room for an Evans cameo where he is strapped up like Hannibal Lecter and Blanc goes to see him.

That’s a deal-breaker. I want people to be able to look me in the eye so they can fully absorb my disdain for them.

Really looking forward to seeing what Courtney’s plastic surgeon has been up to lately.

She was expecting confetti cannons. Maybe the problem in that case wasn’t Ellen?