Natasha is a woman who has committed awful crimes. She was an assassin for Russia and the forced hysterectomy was done in order to make her completely soulless, to remove even the barest hint of a chance that she would form an attachment.

Infertility necessary to the plot? No. Necessary to her character? Yes.

I think a version of this is said later, but his music from 1944 to 2014 would have been stuff he heard on the radio while going somewhere to kill people.

I mean, he could have heard “Love is a Battlefield” in 1985 in the cab on his way to assassinate some leader and frame Libyan terrorists for it. He could have heard…

A post about a trailer doesn’t contain the trailer, but it DOES contain warmed-over outrage spooge about a woman who dared to be upset that her ability to have children was taken from her against her will.

Never change, AV Club. Never change.

Well, maybe Ant-Man didn’t get a clean victory, but Falcon sure as fuck didn’t win either.

I think this ends with Walker still having some kind of role in the superhero community, but not being Captain America. In fact, I’d argue the ending may realize Captain America has to be an independent agent rather than an…

You have my axe

I am in  crazytown. I loved this episode. Loved Sharon. Loved Zemo. Loved the Wakandan twist at the end. What’s there not to like?

I didn’t see it as dense, but rather not accepting the interviewer’s premise and making her spell it out.

Either way, not a highlight in the interview genre.

“What did John do?”
“They are sad”

Those seven words should be put in a time capsule so the people in the year 2300 can find out where it all went wrong.

Damn, I’m starting to root for this guy...

I know his character is in prison, but I’d like to see a way Evans can come back for this. He looked like he was having the time of his life.

At least four of them on this slide show had pictures only of men.

That seems really unhealthy.

My rule on cancellations is that I get to wall off one performance. For Gibson, it’s the first Lethal Weapon; Spacey, Seven; James Woods, the voice of Hades; Depp, first Pirates.

At some point, we’re going to see “comebacks” from some of these people. I’ll have to figure it out from there.

I don’t know when that casting choice was made and all that. As has been said, it can be 2-3 years between casting and actual release of a movie.

If it sucks, it’ll be forgotten. If it’s good, it’ll be forgotten a little slower. If it’s great, it’ll be a weird curiosity like OJ’s role in Naked Gun or Spacey’s early stuff.

Right, mystery lovers will see this. Maybe whatever Branagh-heads are still put there.

They need to release it. Hammer is by no means an A-list star and the general public doesn’t know the allegations.

That picture makes him look like Draco after being on Survivor.

Anyway, I hope Walker comes out of this OK. Not necessarily being Cap, but OK. 

Damn, guys. We were so close to canceling Rogen. Better luck next time.