11 chimps with a Season 3 DVD of Next Generation could have picked Stewart for Professor X. That don’t impress-a me much.

Does this mean I have to stop worshipping Indira Varma as a goddess sent to Earth to bestow her beauty on mortal men?

It really is time for them to stop having nice things

This is somewhat fair, but I would submit there is a difference between someone originating the role (live-action, at least) and taking over for Mark Hamill.

Yeah, but they are the same people.

Fancasting may actually be the most unhealthy portion of the Internet there is.

Confession: I’ve never actually seen Real Steel. I’ve watched the ending fight on YouTube at least 103,248,048 times.

He got the year wrong because whichever research assistant they assigned to get the year grabbed the wrong date.

It’s always that last line...

Rogers, Bucky, Rhodey and Sam all did too, you know.

I am going to do whatever I can to make sure Hobbit 37 does not turn into the Han Shot First of the 2020s.

Here’s the deal. He is 106 years old. He read the book when he was 20. His brain has literally been pulled apart, put in a blender and put back together dozens, if not hundreds of times.

He got the fucking year…

First part yes. Second part no.

I think you’re right, but since WandaVision tells us that a lot of people know exactly what happened, I think we can assume Cap, Tony, Nat and the rest of the survivors were debriefed, maybe even in public hearings.

Which leads me to this image of John Oliver.

Cap: “We don’t trade lives”
John: “Well, you kinda fucking…

Apparently that was going around for a bit, but then someone else said, “No, it was McDuffie” and that Gruenwald was horrified when he was told what it could mean.

I vaguely remember Ronald Reagan foghorn whistling about “young bucks driving Cadillacs” while bitching about welfare. 

No, I don’t think I am.

No, I was agreeing with her in that the writing could have been better, but I posited it was trying to cram too much in.

So I guess I was manpositing.

Even before someone thought to make him Captain America, this guy won three CMHs. He’s already well-known and I guarantee someone vetted him for that kind of stuff before they threw medals around his neck like that.

As for what is funny, the champion remains from the funniest moment of the trailers.

“That little girl kicked your ass!”

OK, it would be stupid narratively to make Walker a racist idiot. That would be making a straw man with a shield and he would be boring after two episodes.

Making him somewhere between “Who does this guy think he is?” to “He’s FINE! I suppose” and “OK, maybe he isn’t too bad” makes more sense because it forces Sam,…

Ma’am, thank you for responding not just once, but twice. I do appreciate you taking the time.

Legit not sure if you are serious or satirizing right now. I request elaboration.