I will agree that “scored high in intelligence” can mean a lot. IQ? - I do agree with Ms. Misra that such a measure can be problematic.

ACT/SAT? Good grades? My guess on what it really is? Performance reviews from the military, which are likely to measure problem-solving skills and critical thinking more than “book…

I legit didn’t realize it was him for a few moments. I remembered reading he was in this, but damn. 

No, I don’t think I will.

Not only was he a celebrated special ops soldier with three Medals of Honor, he scored really high in strength and “intelligence,” which I’d really want to know more about. He emphasizes that he’s not Tony Stark or Bruce Banner, but what kind of intelligence does he have exactly? Even saying what his college major…

There’s a Spider-Man issue where Tarantula and Walker as Cap get sent to deal with undocumented citizens. Tarantula is working with drug lords who have their own agenda and a U.S. handler named “Gulliver South” - never subtle, those 1980s Marvel writers - orders Walker/Cap in there.

Walker sees the immigrants cowering…

This is all fair. John Walker clearly doesn’t have the life experiences of Steve Rogers - orphaned young, sickly, looked down on - much less Sam or Isaiah.

And my guess is this will end up with Walker getting the Super Soldier serum and going off the deep end.

No, he’s not stupid and you don’t get into or out of West Point by being stupid. And three CMHs basically makes him the closest thing to a Super Soldier ever produced without serum.

John Big Soldier. John Big War Man. John Must Be Stupid. Har. Har.

For fuck’s sake. 

Well, as long as we are doing prequel therapy, here are some other great moments from Episode II

* When you hear Qui-Gon screaming “NO, ANAKIN” when Anakin kills the Sand People (that entire sequence is Exhibit A for my case that Hayden was handcuffed by Lucas and deserves another whack at this)

* R2 has rockets? I…

I like when everyone kneels to greet King Richard Connery and Azeem is like, “Yeah, fuck you, I’m not kneeling for the white man”

I am gratified from the response from my brother and sister nerds here, but once again, the rules are: “Objectively silly, stupid. flawed or even bad movies”

Galaxy Quest is NOT any of those. I’m talking about movies that are guilty pleasures, that you don’t want to admit liking to a new romantic partner until he or…

Anyone who doesn’t tear up a little bit when Tim Allen does the chest-thump salute to the nerds at the end is someone you can’t let your child marry

Yeah, that’s a good one.

Of course it was awesome. That’s why it made my list!

Never saw it.

Can’t imagine how it plays now, but the scene where the Sheriff finally gets Maid Marian’s legs open, complete with wacky sound effect, when he’s trying to rape her got a laugh in the audience.

Unless he’s planning on getting traded to a country we don’t have an extradition treaty with, he will still have to appear in court or answer the lawsuits in some way.

Yeah, but that’s a good movie. I mean stupid movies.

I respect the hustle here for you guys saying “Entire movies” but we are looking for one scene. I’ll add another.

Little John throwing his body into the gallows to knock them down as his son is dangling on the rope in Costner’s Prince of Thieves.

I will forever only be able to 99.99999999 percent cancel Randy Quaid because of “I’m BAAAAAACK!”