“I’m mad I wasn’t given what I wasn’t promised”

1) They. Don’t. Have. To. Follow. The. Comics.
2) OK, so we know you want to see Olsen’s tits. Got it.
3) Monica doesn’t accept. She just is like, “Well, I understand.” And what was the solution? Put Wanda in cuffs? How was THAT going to work?
4) LOL... “infuriating”??? Dude, unclench.

Darcy and Jimmy need a spinoff. And Jessica Jones can come in and roll her eyes at them

Theorizing is good clean fun. Getting mad because professional writers, producers and actors, not to mention executives in charge of an $11 billion and counting property, don’t use your fan-fic is toxic.

I think Marvel is letting the world know once and for all that they are not beholden to a franchise that made less in 12 movies than Infinity War, Endgame and Black Panther combined; that took arguably the most popular character in comics and a likeable actor willing to play the role for as long as Jackman did and…

I have maintained since Friday that there is probably at least five minutes of scenes where the townspeople’s rage and grief get to breathe a bit more. I also have to believe there’s at least a few that were like, “My spouse re-married when I was Snapped and my kids have no idea what to say to me. I kind of liked it…

She is set up to be the next Loki. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s actually Strange or Mordo that rescue her because Wanda has gotten out of control

The standard of “movies have to have coherent narratives all the way through” was a bit flexible from about 1977 to 1983

This is totally fair and a good comparison. Caddyshack, Animal House and Stripes, I’ll ride or die for and yes, I know when and where they don’t hold up as well. You kids leave those alone and I’ll try to remember which one is Timothee Chalamee and which one is Asa Butterfield.

We aren’t Boomers. That’s the Get Smart and I Dream of Jeannie crowd. We are Gen X.

I’d also submit that the few seconds where Ray realizes Doc has just given up his dream is the best work Costner has ever done.

They did lay it on a little thick with Shoeless Joe saying, “Hey rookie! You were good!” but I am already bawling by that point, so I cut it some slack.

My pop culture weak spot has always been the lost pet adventure movie. Homeward Bound, Eight Below, Milo and Otis, all of them.

There is always one moment when the pets return and the family is happy, but one pet hasn’t shown yet. And it’s the pet that, they won’t admit it, but it’s the one they’d REALLY miss. (Shadow…

Rocky pulling himself up after taking the devastating uppercut from Apollo

God damn, that is really arousing. Good rant. 

I don’t know, man. You seemed angry about something. Figured you just needed a cookie and a hug.

Sorry/Not sorry

Did you know you can buy things with money?

A few random thoughts:
* Oh, are we mad that the fifth male lead of the fourth-best movie in a franchise where 11 movies total didn’t make what Endgame/Infinity War/Black Panther made was underused? Puh-leaze. Peters’ Quicksilver was fun and had two good scenes, but he wasn’t the cosmos.

* Notice how all the clamoring…

This was Wanda’s story. It was a story about grief and getting over it. It really is amazing how many people wanted Dr. Strange, Smart Hulk, Reed Richards, Magneto and other white men to come in and save the day. 

Fans: Ugh, too fan-servicey at the expense of the plot.
Also Fans: WHERE MY MAGNETO AT?

The lesson: Fandom is fun. Fans suck.