Foremost, I always thought that was a writer’s strike casualty. But, content-wise, if you’re going to make a Latino Dallas or Dynasty, you can’t have your most recognizable male and your lead be the Bobby or the Steven. He has to be the J.R. or Alexis.

It was gorgeous scenery and not an unattractive actor in the bunch.…

Wait? You did a Bakula???? A thousand apologies, o great one! I never knew!

Nice one, Will. Obviously, with a career like his, there are always going to be some that have to go by the wayside. I do have two, however:

“Necessary Roughness,” which I’m a fan of because I’m such a huge Bakula-head.

“Cane,” which should have been the Latino Dallas/Dynasty, but they didn’t have the balls to make…

So long as we can still slap around that asshole Marvin K. Mooney, I’m good.

Shit, someone get the Plummer estate on the phone and get permission to use his likeness.

You seem like you’d be fun at parties.

Seriously, everyone would have a great time taking turns spitting in your drink.

This was a fun article about a fun guy who is one of the longest-enduring acts and has great stories about Sinatra and Elvis and your instant reaction is to say, “Hey, how can I poop on this?”

Take a nap. You’re tired.

There is no evidence Alice Cooper is out of ideas on how to spend his money. Just because someone has more money than you doesn’t make them Jeff Bezos.

The answer to all your questions about why musicians, actors and athletes support Republicans is taxes.

He has some lyrics on the Poison album that I’ve been trying to figure out for years.

“Pull my trigger. I get bigger. Then I’m lots of fun.”

I just can’t figure out the metaphor he’s going for...

Feel like there is nuance to be had. (This joke didn’t get it.)

You can joke about Swift’s breakup process includes writing a song about the guy and leave out however many guys there happen to be.

Back in the day, Julia Roberts was the butt of these jokes, but that had more to do with the Keifer Sutherland thing.

So…

I think we could also look at the idea that Olsen and Bettany are talking about two different things. Olsen is the one who said, “Luke Skywalker-level” cameo and Bettany made the comment about intense scenes.

So, Bettany could be talking about himself. Olsen, on the other hand, could be talking about another character.

I…

Marvel bossOK, we have absolute must see TV with WandaVision, and two new series are starting. We have the Agatha series in the planning stages, and negotiations with Jackman have reached the “Wait, how many zeroes did you say that check had?” stage.

Mom started it! Sparky was innocent!

Also kinda makes you rethink the “children... can’t control ‘em” line.

Evan Peters was playing Kathryn Hahn playing Evan Peters. Whoa.

OK, I have stopped writing “Mr. Kathryn Hahn” in my notebook long enough to comment.

I think we are heading toward Loki-Land with Agatha. She’s going to be the villain here, but will (Senor Scratchy be willing) be making appearances later where she gets anti-hero or even sorta hero status. She DID kill Sparky, after…

That’s on Uproxx and it is a stone riot. Bettany is the troll of all trolls if that is the case. I want to hug and slap him both

I gave this show to the end, but there was something that really bothered me. They made Ginny a moron in a lot of ways for the sake of exposition.

There was one episode dealing with a “kangaroo court,” which is basically where players pass the time by busting each other’s chops.

I’ve obviously never been in one, but…

Studio Dickhead #1: Jesus Christ on a Pommel Horse, what drunken fool green-lighted a Milli Vanilli movie?
Studio Dickhead #2: There was coke. There were pills. There was donkeys. It’s a blur.
#1: OK, who is directing it? Maybe we can make it work.
#2: Ratner, I think.
#1: WE ARE SO WOKE!!!!!!
#2: YEAH! WOKE!
#1: GIRL YOU…

When you get a chance, pick an 80s show at random and see what you get. I once saw Ving Rhames AND Ed O’Neill in the same Spenser: For Hire episode 

As an avowed MCU-head, I cannot wait to see what they do with the Defenders + Punisher when the rights fully revert.

I hope they throw the bag at Ritter and keep the Jessica Jones character. More than any of the Netflix characters, I think her interactions with the main crew would be a stone riot.