Stop it, my penis can only get so hard.

It absolutely sucks and I do not say what I say to shame you, discourage you or in any way imply you do not have the right to do with your body as you wish...

But depending on the age level you’re teaching, you may want to think long and hard. If you are anywhere near the middle school level, I’m not sure I’d do it.

I…

Yeah, I poked around on the non-payment parts of her page a little and she is absolutely gorgeous, but all I can think when I see an Only Fans is: “Pornhub is free”

Yeah, one cannot underestimate the middle school boys who passed the word about the hot mom PTO volunteer.

“I have examined each and every one of these photos... three times”

This does not gibe with my experience with Catholic schools. (Wife went through all 12 years; we sent our kids through Catholic pre-K before escaping to the public schools)

Based on my experience, I am stunned this principal is turning away someone who is bringing in $1.8 million a year on her side hustle. In my old…

I re-read and want to clarify. I don’t need Caruso to verify or validate what Ms. Toussaint said, but the image of the baddest black woman in the world and — at that time - the coolest red-headed white man in the world washing jeans in a tub together is hysterical and I want to know every detail of the conversation.

OK, now we need Caruso to hear that story from his point of view 

There was a Brady Bunch episode where Bobby worshipped Jesse James and his parents found someone whose parents were murdered by James and gave Bobby a talking to.

I really wish we could do the same for pirates.

Wait, so Peter Pan no longer explain how the red man got red?

Ustinov also played Charlie Chan, so him doing Chinese is not all the Muppets’ fault

Because you need a man to validate two women of color working together to help another woman?

First, this came too close to Bakula-bashing and that is unacceptable.

Second, stop asking for a Quantum Leap reboot or sequel or whatever. It wouldn’t work. My reasons:

I long ago stopped thinking about Jack and Rose. I still mourn for the poor immigrant who was frantically flipping through a translation guide trying to figure out which way to go.

Where is this world where people in the late 50s and early 60s watched great art films and then retired to smoke unfiltered cigs and drink scotch?

I think we’ve just traded Lone Ranger movies for Avengers movies or Bonanza and Gunsmoke for NCIS and Grey’s Resident Practice Doctor Emergency or whatever the latest show…

On the one hand, you have DC taking a look at the small inroads it made with Wonder Woman and Shazam and giving a pathetic man-baby FOUR FUCKING HOURS to put forth a ridiculous new vision of a ridiculous movie.

On the other, you have Marvel casually looking at its vast array of toys and putting out and insanely good…

Meanwhile, the MCU is turning a fucking Family Ties homage into the best show on television.

Well, you’re talking about two of the most beautiful people on the planet made up to look as beautiful as possible. I enjoyed it.

It is pretty obvious that Brad traded up when he went to Angelina.

This show was dead before it started. Jones could have been Daniel Day-Lewis and the collective Internet had already decided that a white person couldn’t do martial arts or something.

Reviewers were openly campaigning for people not to watch. Sepinwall and Linda Holmes were particularly obnoxious about it.

People were…

Feel like she’ll be the Big Bad, but the point of Dr. Strange 2 will be getting her back to a Big Good.

The only thing I’m fully convinced of is that WandaVision ends with Vision resurrected, but with a totally clean hard drive.