I’m sorry, no, Pop won’t be able to do that because I’ve already planned out his post-NBA career pretty comprehensively. He’s going to retire from coaching and move directly into the White House, where he will drop kick Trump and the rest of the horror show into the toilet and then flush them to hell where they belong…

More likely he would be the silent, knowing old man who doesn’t share his knowledge but quietly delights in seeing things unfold exactly how he knew they would.

...who will say crazy things in a restaurant like “I’VE BEEN SAYING MALBECS ARE BAD FOR YEARS” and “I TOLD YOU THE WAITER WAS COMING”

Very true except he has already set up his post coaching career as a restaurateur and sommelier

We saw it: He won 4 championships in 11 years.  Tim Duncan was as Elite as they come and he was coached by Pop his entire career.

I have so many questions...

Super impressive just how much of a dumbfuck Avenatti is. His “schemes” mainly consist of wearing a big ass sign around his neck that reads “DOING CRIMES LOL”. 

The Mets are the anti-vaxxers of baseball. 

Elbow: Who we pitching for these days, Jake?

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

Translation: “I’ve never had to face consequences for shit that I did, so I assumed the law was working.”

Samaria Rice: Police shot my 12-year old son at point blank range.
Robert Kraft: Yes, I too was arrested for paying a woman at a massage parlor to jerk my dick. We are the same.

*Cue “Circle of Life”*

I’m saying all that other stuff. 

This is why, the older I’ve gotten, the more I try to avoid confrontational situations with strangers. Even when what the other person does couldn’t be more inappropriate and assholish.

Oh my gawrsh. This idiot:
a. doesn’t realise they do give Pulitzers for works of fiction in several categories (not only fiction books, but also plays and music—which can often be fictional), and 
b. is one of those dim bulbs who does not understand how to properly use apostrophes.

Omg. This is breathtaking. 

There’s no footage of that, but there is of Undertaker banging on Vince’s office door. I believe Jeff Marek has seen it; maybe some other folks around the Toronto scene, as well. Paul Jay couldn’t use it in Wrestling With Shadows because he had agreed contractually that Undertaker wouldn’t be shown out of character.

Who gives a fuck what Ja thinks at a time like this!?!

Francesa is the Trump of sports radio.

“I have a long term offer from WFAN”