“Hey, I didn’t suffocate. I drowned. Check your sources.”

Fuck You, lady.

Liar. This isn’t a video of Bret knocking Vince the fuck out in the locker room after the Montreal Screwjob.

Hope she resumes riding that bike again real soon.

Can we get Ja's thoughts on 9/11?

Trump is the Francesa of presidents.

“Three hours later, Francesa had not made a statement.”

No shit, Dan.

“...adding a hurdle of ‘must actually play soccer' for all aspiring UCLA strikers.”

It’s when an ultra hucks a flare at his or her underperforming team.

Dude looks like Lee Corso after a three day crack binge.

“Man, This Is Some Racist Shit To Do In An Amateur Hockey Game”

$500,000 to get your dipshit kids into USC, laffo. Why didn't she just donate directly to the school? Y'know, the legal way to bribe colleges.

You know, the thing about Ivanka, she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’ until she gets on that Air Force jet and those black eyes roll over wide.

Well why the hell was the song being sung in a church?!  Now people will think there's a connection between organized religion and sexual abuse!!

Did a girl dress up as a sloth in the season premiere, or was that just a fever dream brought on by mixing too much Sudafed and Wild Turkey?

It better put the lotion on its skin.

This is how Supreme Court cases should be settled.

I found a picture of some of the volunteers: