*cut to every player furiously scraping said stickers off their helmet*

The problem is obviously an insufficient number of tattoos.

Trump’s favorite movie is Bloodsport and he makes his staff fast forward through all the boring talking parts so he can just watch the kicking and punching.

“You’ve made a powerful enemy today, Emma.”

Was that photo taken at the moment of death? 

Oh yeah. My man Roger looking like a fifth tier Batman villain.

ROGER STONE IS A GODDAMNED AMERICAN HERO

Abolish all sports forever.

Did he book Jenny’s Sweet Sixteen party on the same night as the Wilson’s 50th anniversary party?

I have an idea for a movie where James Dolan teams up with Dan Snyder and then they both get run over by a cement mixer.  On their way to the studio.

Odd, since a left foot won Daniel Day-Lewis an Oscar.

“...just didn’t know who they were talking to and it kinda made me angry.”

What an otter disaster.

Whatadumbass.

Don’t worry, this tweet from the US Maines is still up.

What the fuck happened with the Chiefs D on all those 3rd downs? 

Why has no team stepped up yet and just sent a practice squad goon out there to hit Brady with a crowbar or something

I liked Dee Ford lining up in the Pats backfield.

Bob Sutton better be getting shitcanned right now.