Yesssss eat shit, Whistle Guy.

I hope the Saints lose because it will probably make Whistle Guy sad.

I can understand choking in the playoffs, but apparently it’s impossible to convince Andy Reid that his clock management is butt:

I have a sudden urge to watch The Smokers again.

If someone wanted Pinto destroyed, they'd just have to bump into him at a low speed.

When my dad was 14, he was in a bar with his older brothers (lol Rensselaer) and saw two guys get in a fight. One guy threw a punch, the other guy fell backwards and smacked his head on the floor. Died on the spot. Now THAT'S a bad punch. 

First the Brexit fiasco and now Knicks basketball. England just can't catch a break!

$10 says they hire John Engler to fix everything.

Just fuckin fire him!  Why give this shitbag a chance to resign and control the narrative? 

Doesn’t being a world-class fuccboi count as a full time job? 

TAKE OFF THAT SILLY ASS HAT

Reaaaaally wish Samantha Bee hadn't apologized.

BEEF SUPREME

Jay didn't think much of hearing a bone saw slap against skin.

I bet his birth certificate actually says "Freddie".

Trump apparently eats so much fast food because he’s afraid of being poisoned.  I guess gastroenteritis doesn't qualify.

Well his skull wax has to run at least five figures a year.

The other highlight was the chud in the stands getting caught red-handed, on camera, hucking a snowball towards the field.

“Postgame, Coach K said Williamson sat because he was experiencing double vision, and won’t miss any more time.”