Letting Nazis scream at strangers unimpeded is kind of Twitter's thing.

She had a nose job to look less Jewish and is now seeking refuge on Gab, a social network founded by ludicrous anti-Semites.

Forget all this.  Noted insane person Laura Loomer has literally chained herself to the front door of Twitter’s NYC office in protest over being banned. And yes, someone is shilling the Deadspin awards while she livestreams.

Rush fucking Limbaugh.

Does that mean the robot from Rocky IV was actually Gorbachev?

Every time I read about Rovell, I always think he's the "Can you say I had this first on Twitter?!" guy. But then I remember that was actually Rick Reilly and it feels wrong for some reason.

Don’t they have Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in Ireland?  You could've pulled a similar scam with a mannequin and a trophy.

Fairuza Balk was also in "The Island of Dr. Moreau" (the Brando version) and she hated it so much she fled the set and a producer had to go to the airport and bring her back.

I’m already drunk.

They probably caught some new strain of hepatitis that formed in the stadium swimming pool.

I bet he tells drunk girls at bars "Yeah no, I'm totally Jonah Hill."

Holy shit, Engler still has a job? I thought he'd be on the bread lines (with pay of course) by now as well.

Who's still waiting for porn to buffer in TYOOL 2018?

Fun Ass Fact: The guy who invented Liquid Ass also maintains a specially licensed version used by the military to prepare combat medics for the stench of battlefield procedures.

Fox News probably won't be happy about UFC streaming their channel.

Maybe Brothers went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College in between Con Law classes.

I bet he alsocracks jokes about underage kids and sex tapes during depositions.

Well, what do you expect? They’re surrounded by a bunch of Hogs.

People named Tucker can be cool?