turned the ~SEXY~ knob up to 11 and then broke it off

Sorry Oprah, but no. Would she be better than Trump? Most definitely. But then so would my four year old. And for all the good Oprah has done, she hasn’t always showed the best judgement either. She’s to blame for the massive platforms of both “Dr” Phil and “Dr” Oz.

It’s great it turned out this way but:

The overwhelming contempt for vegans in general is well-represented in this comment section. It eclipses this “militant vegan with a superiority complex” narrative that I’ve been hearing most of my life.

‘Laxatives are for gross people, mostly fatties, or old people. Coffee cleanses are for people who *care* about their body, their temple, their root chakra’s health! Goop is a wonderful organization that really *gets* me, and respects my health. There’s no reason to smirk like that, Pat, it highlights how unbalanced…

Anyone who does at home coffee enemas gets *precisely* what they deserve.

NO, GOOPY. NO.

At first I read “Chlorella” as “cholera”and was still like, oh yeah of course that’s a suggestion. To be fair it’s probably a faster way to cleanse.

Man, I hope the title of the film criticism book is “YOUR MOM’S A DISNEY FILM, PERHAPS.”

It’s frustrating that you’re sitting here focused on policing Megan for “internalizing abuse” (you know instead of the actual reality that is processing, and dealing with it in therapy, plus not speaking out because previously the men who were doing this were not being held accountable and ruining people’s careers).…

As someone who really enjoyed Community, I feel like it’s still really easy to watch how the show treated its female characters and know what kind of a writer’s room Dan Harmon ran.

I’m hoping that the reveal is that Slenderman is just a weird hermit dude and he’s sick of Hot Topic teenagers bothering him.

Would the addition of Jar-Jar Binks to this franchise make it more insufferable or less insufferable?

Aimee, I’m not going to tell you you’ll find someone or you won’t die alone or the right guy is out there but you need to relax.

Discussing the factors (and how race affects these factors) that lead to the early death of our community is not politicizing anything. If you have a problem with that I would suggest you go find someone else to talk to and feel free to kiss the entirety of my Black ass.

Rest in peace, Queen. She is gone but will never be forgotten. Unfortunately, there was not much peace to be found for Erica Garner in this world. She turned a horrible situation into a chance to help others and speak out about problems Black people in this country have been facing since the first slave ships arrived…

U2’s sound is not girly. It’s a post-punk musical style that evolved into a stadium-based anthemic guitar-based sound, and then in the mid-1990s, evolved into a tax haven in the Netherlands for the band’s publishing arm, and finally, in 2007, into a tax-avoiding shell company in Malta that Bono used to buy a shopping…