I just verbally told this list to fuck off. I startled my cat and had to apologise.

Yep. For me it was ballet class. I developed early and it was made abundantly clear that I didn’t have the right body to continue. I was never going to be professional or competitive but it turned me off participating in an activity that could have been fun and good exercise.

Thank you. This is the wholesome content we need at the end of a truly shitty and sex-pest riddled 2017.

Borne is a total acid trip; it would definitely have a demographic as a film

My recommendations as a professional book-seller:

I’ve nearly finished book one. It’s seems to have only a passing resemblance to the film version. Most annoying is the film making the biologist’s motivation all about her husband.

“I just think he’s very in touch with that side of himself. He understands the female characters he creates exceptionally well. His female characters are always so rich and large and honest in terms of how they’re feeling and he just knows how to write dialogue for them to communicate all that.”

*ahem*

If you enjoy NZ police recruitment video you’ll love ghost chips

YES! He had me at Eagle vs Shark and has never let me go. He is possibly too pure and beautiful for People magazine.

I mean, literally anyone who appeared in Thor Ragnorok: Chris Hemsworth, Tom H (but only as Loki), Idris, Jeff Goldblum, Ruffalo, and especially Taika Waititi. They shoulda just put the whole cast on the cover including Cate Blanchett and Tessa Thompson because who cares about gender when there is that much sexy?

Bish, get your shoes off the white effing sofa!

Babadook v Baba Yaga is doing me an internal conflict. It’s like Sophie’s fucking choice up in here.

two thumbs up where?

It doesn’t matter what the circumstances are. Barnaby’s words:

He’s already had a book of his photography published. It is a middling pile of crap. I swore like a sailor with PMS when it showed up at the bookshop I work at.

I watched the whole series mainly for the best friend character, Annie. She had charisma.

Laura Linney