Also, sometimes I think about the fact that I have the unasked for U2 album on my phone and it still pisses me off to this day.
Dear Bono: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
The revolution will be monetized!
As 2017 takes its leave, one thing is certain: the #RESISTANCE has arrived in full force—as a vague political…
I drive a Tesla, and I have experienced so many racists moments with strangers. I have been asked the following:
*Slides over on park bench*
NEW HERO: THE FLAMING LOG!
Apple better fucking fix this or I am going to keep buying their products anyway.
Thank you Jez staff for this article and for bringing up Johnny Depp. When I to,d my story of being punched at work (in addition to being harassed), several male trolls asked me “are you saying that being punched is sexual harassment”? Clearly, men don’t get the full picture. For women at work, this whole thing is a…
The Greatest Showman is not the disaster I’d expected, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a mess. Though decently cast…
I dunno. I see that last picture of her and all I can see is a sexy fashion cactus.
Does anyone else miss Tweet Beat and Midweek Madness?
Believe it or not, she is a prodigy and had a good job working as an editor and writer at 17 when she started at Rookie, so I guess we should ALL die.
Leave Hazel alone! She’s a teen!
On Monday, Ivanka Trump dropped in on Connecticut high school Norwalk Early College Academy, much to the chagrin of…
I’m looking forward to when Jezebel turns thirteen and wants nothing to do with us for the following five to seven years. And also when Jezebel gets blackout drunk on its sixteenth birthday and eggs Breitbart’s house.
Awkafina actually has a little bit in common with Aquafina.
Die Moist
“A FEMALE ONLY HEIST WOULD NEVER WORK BECAUSE THEIR PERIODS WOULD ATTRACT BEARS”