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truly nothing will top the exquisite perfection of the very first season, though.

Where’s A Dog’s book deal?

Dylan probably also punched Weinstein but didn’t brag about it, he just slunk off into the night after lighting a cigarette.

“Sir, what makes you qualified for this position?”

That can’t be true about Hoffman since 1987 is after Tootsie came out. You know when he learned all the pain and pressure being a woman entailed and decided they were worthy of respect?

You know what would be more effective then all those White celebrities wearing black designer gowns? NOT ONE WOMAN showing up at the Golden Globes. Not one—not the nominees, presenters, producers, tech people, designers. NOT ONE WOMAN. Let it be a total dickfest, to show what a real dickfest Hollywood is. I can hear

D-O-G, when interviewed, said he himself doesn’t need training, as he is so naturally awesome, but is willing to assist those poor benighted dog-things in trying to slightly increase their own capabilities.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their

Dana Schwartz is ahead of you:

Borne would probably lend itself pretty well to a straight up film version.

“He doesn’t know how to create coherent descriptions”

I really loved all three. This person seems to have felt quite the opposite. What other authors do you enjoy? I like e.g. Mieville and Kij Johnson, so the eerie weirdness of Southern Reach was right up my alley.

This is one of my FAVORITE books of all time. The aesthetics of the trailer look right on, but the story seems...different? The most compelling part of the novel was the Biologist’s (Natalie Portman’s character) remove from the human world, and her easy immersion within the annihilating wild of Area X. There is a

If ModCloth experienced immaculate conception via Anthropologie, these Insta accounts would be the baby Jesus, and I would root for Pontius Pilate.

Topping the lists of biggest idiots I ever dated, this dude wanted me to take off work because he got food poisoning from eating 6 egg mcmuffins (by his own choice, mind you). He whined and moped and texted every 20 minutes how miserable and betrayed he was bc he had diarrhea and I abandoned him.

You are not wrong. But, here’s the thing. If you stop doing that stuff, and things go to shit, your husband will be able to take care of it, and will be more likely to take care of it in the future.

And it just changed its display name.