My elderly Serbian grandmother is convinced the Hungarians will come kill anyone and is less racist than this.

I am slightly amused how the word cunt is anathema in the US but tossed around like peanuts in the UK. Everyone’s potentially called a cunt there. Stupid coworker you hate? Cunt. Child caught breaking a window? Wee Cunt. Person you actually like except for now you’re kind of drunk and talking about them? Cunt.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

WHAT IF YOURE ONE OF THEM TOO

First twitter reply from that post:

You have no clue how basic reality works, do you? I’ll leave you to your delusional fetishizations of individuation. Please, go ahead and continue to be utterly ignorant of psychosocial complexities beyond your flaccid notions of personhood. Revel in the perfection of your ego.

I... MAY have egged this person on yesterday.

everyone please flag and dismiss jorni, jamie ralt, cornforce, etc. anyone calling for zukka to be greyed and dismissed. it’s the same spam / troll account creating multiple burners to harrass people.

My first thought was that ridiculous Margot Robbie bathtub scene in the Big Short where she’s explaining subprime mortgages.

Me with today’s DirtBag:

I just watched Sen. Al Franken do the honorable thing and resign from his office. My question is, why isn’t Donald Trump doing the same thing

Hey fuckhead, you’re going to tell people about sexual assault after the disgusting comments you made yesterday? I am following through on my promise.

You are trying so so hard that I’m going to reply: stop trolling. This is weak and obvious and frankly kind of sad. You seem angry and I promise that if you go outside and go for a walk you’ll feel a lot better after it than you ever will with this. Even if you manage to piss off or offend somebody on here and get a…

Hi Whitney,

Trump seems to think that the US has its embassy in Tel Aviv because no one has considered having it in Jerusalem before. Like this is some brilliant idea that he just came up with, rather than that this is an option that was considered and is actively not done because it’s a terrible idea.

I love Brandon! He is very sweet.

Oh my God I have NEVER raised my voice like that when my fee-fees were hurt what the fuck??? Like, you are that reactive and explosive and you’re IN THE POLICE FORCE? (I realize these are just rhetorical questions but it’s all I can do to get my visceral reaction out)

I feel for Weber and I’m extremely worried this is…

I have lost friends over people who have gotten dogs from breeders, particularly ‘breeders’ that are actually puppy mills (‘oh yeah, we’re going to Lancaster to get our puppy! The Amish gave us such a good price for it!’....yeah, you got a puppy mill puppy).

Exactly. It’s not like they’ll be paying for the deficit, so they literally do not care.

Mama, just fucked a kid