Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

The only pieces of crap here are Jeff Orr and TTU.

Prevailing opinion (and logic) suggests he was only given a technical foul and not ejected because the fan did something that provoked him, and the officials heard/saw it.

I can't imagine running under those conditions. I mean, with a girl?

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

Unfortunately, so are their faucets.

[whistles innocently]

Heidi: Dad, am I still an Olympian?

"I can see them from my house!"

"Fuckin' noobs. If you really wanna burn Shaun White, all you gotta do is rise."

Not that excited.

Saw this on a friend's Facebook feed:

Tebow, save us.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SIGN THAT I'M UNEMPLOYABLE AND IT TURNS OUT I'M HOLDING IT

Blessed are they who did not see Tebow play, and yet believe.

Only if he was driving their bus.

Do you know why tattoos were banned in the Old Testament? It had to do with pagan rites of mourning. Today, they are simply body art. But, if some clothing, jewelry, or tattoo would be seen as evil in nature, then it shouldn't be worn or done.

Ironically, "And we'll never be Royals" is included in every Scott Boras client's No Trade Clause.