I guess we'll never know what does the Fox say.

"That's over the line."

I'll have what he's having.

Glennon can really hold his head high.

Footrace Between Drunk Bears, Fans Ends Exactly As It Should

"Kris Humphries is still in the league? No way. Oh man, there he is."

Longest Ravens running play of the season right there.

I thought it was Erik Spoelstra.

what the hell does chick-fil-a have to do with jeremy lin?

I really need to know how long it takes for swallowed air to make it all the way down to the on deck circle. Being able to make myself burp as a kid was never satisfying enough. To be able to fart on cue? That's what dreams are made of.

"Nobody ever lets me make any decisions", thought JumboTron. As if it wasn't hard enough being Calvin Johnson's fat younger brother.

I wonder if they will use TNT.

You laugh, but that's our offensive coordinator.

Based on years of personal research, I find that the ideal time to have a cup of coffee is right now.

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The Yankees made that mistake earlier this season, referring to certain players as veterans when they should have really been retired.

Finally, Orlando gets a professional sports team.

Rumor has it, this was all caused when an angry Alabama fan poisoned the ticket oak.

It can't be a good sign when the jumbotron operator can see the error coming.

Eh, it's only a Cardinals game.