Cop 1: Sir, you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say...

The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.

To be fair, Corso made the LSU pick in jest, as he said he didn't want to jinx the Dawgs by picking them.

The team with the most beards usually wins.

Recounting the break-in, and talking about the gun that Carson was carrying, is a shitty move by Bushkin. Everyone has their moments of weakness, but shouldn't they be taken within context instead of spilled out in a tell-all book? It's unfair to think that Johnny Carson's name could now be associated with something…

Clancy died before his time, as do many Americans these days. For your own sake: see a doctor regularly. Even now, as you read this, a potential heart attack could be a clear and present danger.

is that the lady who wrote Harry potter?

My Yankees hatred is truly deep-seeded and probably chromosomal, but I cannot deny how sad of a day this is for baseball. We could only be so lucky to ever witness somebody as gifted and dominant as him take the mound again.

It rains every single evening here in the Tampa Bay area, & when it's not raining the temperature and humidity make it unfeasible to be outside.

The Moment The Pirates Reached The Playoffs

"(But don't be embarrassed if you come too early!)"

This is a natural effect of beating the Cocks

You must have drafted Danny Amendola.

What a bunch of fucking idiots. You never run with scissors.

It's no surprise that they used the written word to solve this. It's kind of a rule to use prose before Hoes.

The pool was subsequently banned for 100 games for testing positive for 6 different PEDs.

FYI: It is 2013.

That's a lot of Shaq'n up.