On vacation in Spain, I will be wearing my Torres LFC jersey at the Atletico match this Saturday, grinning from ear to ear.

This concussion is brought to you by Fanduel.

This looks intentional.

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I do believe that's a penis.

Who wants to sex Mutombo?

It would take extensive warming up and stretching, and he would only be playing at a percentage of his flexibility, but I would wager it's possible to play. That said, one tackle and he could seriously injure it further to the point of ending his career. Possible? Yes, but incredible risky and foolish.

As someone who broke their L5 playing soccer, and then continued to play soccer without realizing it was broken, continuing to play soccer is a very bad idea

man, Lebron is gonna take heat for this

This lawsuit has EVERYTHING.

Does Chang Beer count as light?

What's in his hand?

He probably had to step down because "pink eye" sounds an awful lot like gay propaganda.

Yeah, Sure. You're whole life is a lie. Insecure people are usually like that.

It's possible to be socially conservative, biblically minded, and not be racist.

"OH MY GOD I FEEL BAD"

How many times am I allowed to vote for Tim Raines?