Gee, I’m real sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

Our middle school had a rule that kids couldn’t wear sweat pants (it was the late ‘80s), and 7th grade me thought it was so stupid. I asked my Dad, who was a principal at an elementary school, why, and he just looked at me and said, “Boners.” There has never been a more obvious answer to a question.

that’s a bassoon you philistine

I’m an It’s A Mistake person, myself.

Last Splash is great, but I always preferred Pod.

“College athlete’s pay is the education they get.”

‘Right’

“So now you gonna shoot me in my pinky toe?”

My preferences are “forced-pregnancy,” “pro-birth,” or “anti-choice.”

They named it after Brady because this is the car you drive after leaving your pregnant wife.

Calvin is a Natural, just like Hobbs.

Take away all the baggage angst you want, it still doesn’t matter. The real aggravation comes from half the plane standing up the SECOND the plane stops moving at the gate. Now I got Clint’s saggy asshole in my face for 10 minutes because he has to stake his claim to the aisle, nervously pacing, all just to go in…

Typical PC culture can’t handle the truth

But it’s necessary. So I’m chasing losses like Tom chasing Jerry

To add to your point... sports is goddamned entertainment! And this dunk was entertaining! Good job, Jordan Bell. Nobody cares what the Mavs think because they are a bunch of ostensible entertainers that are not good at entertaining.

Those only got him a Three on the skin writing section. Needed a four (Baby Portrait) or a five (Earnhardt tribute) to go straight to the 300 level stuff,

I’m going with raw okra is the worst.

Their plastic surgeon is a huge Dark Crystal fan.

Yeah, it’s tennis you want to get into. Well, that droolingly hot piece of ass up there is Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos.