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(1/3) We are deeply saddened to announce that Aurora died earlier today. Aurora was the Academy’s longest serving live mascot. In her 23 years at USAFA, she interacted with tens of thousands of people at sporting venues and military and community events.

Anita Baker always deserves a double play...as the night winds down, the young folk slide out and the brown liquor settles in...with Been So Long.

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I seriously doubt that. I smell a mariage of convenience with the old “double-beard switcheroo”.

But how did she...

“I don’t know, Dennis. What did the five fingers say to the face?”

Don’t forget massively expensive public works projects to make the region even marginally habitable for these hard-workin’ rootin’ tootin’ pioneers.

This doesn’t have nearly enough likes. People pretending like they’re allergic to it or something.

Can’t say I’ve ever been sworn at over a pun before but I suppose there’s a first time for everything.

Regarding checking out at the grocery store:

This is a stretch

Mobsters don’t take notes.

Wait . . . is this some sort of ongoing Gerry Dorsey joke?

I agree with your first point about this experiment being woefully insufficient to determine whether national-level UBI might be a good idea (I’d want to see something like a 5 year experiment across a few different states).

Or the Verizon episode. Tina Fey, directly down the camera: “Can we have our money now?”