Das ist gut.

For some reason reading your comment made the box’s name Wilson in my head. 

Of course the octopus hitched a ride. When it comes to getting around, they use their heads!

Uh, I think those are leather leg warmers over his jeans to make his shoes look like boots. 

That’s just the left side of his face. The right side is still 12. 

That man’s hat goes to 11 gallons. 

There is a risk of fires. Sorry everybody, you’ll have to make do with candles.

Sorry ... didn’t read carefully. Thought you were talking about Mellencamp. He’s had three.

Which wife?

What! No mention for a small town statue of Paul Bunyan and Babe?!

I looked it up. Yeah the best play would have been to hit him with the throw. A lefty doesn’t really have that option in that play though. He only had time to scoop and hope. 

Could Lipka have been called out for clearly running well inside the base line to cut off the angle of the throw?

ALVIN!!

Everybody knows one phone number. It is 800-588-2300.

Careful. They might strangle you in your sleep.

Parents can just tell their kids that they will explain it as soon as the the kid enjoys tossed salads. That should put it off long enough.

No contusion!

It implies that he was a Mason. Enough?