Yeah. It stings a bit.

“Sike”(sic)...

You think that’s messed up? The wafers are people!

You’re right. You’re right. I KNOW you’re right.

Slut Bumwala.

If only he was around a couple years back to face Ohno Hoes.

That Jolly Rancher jaw lock comment was tactile.

Nor was she in ABBA. Did she cover those songs or something?

I wonder if the data could be broken down by zip code. The maps are indisputable as it is, but it seems that they would have to collate zip code to county based on the info on a federal return. If they were just going by zip and we can assume that a certain amount of neighborhood segregation exists; it would refine…

We just need to make sure Drew’s tombstone has J.I.P. on it.

Nah.. they’re just telling us what time they eat dinner.

I hereby name this graphic “The Heart Shart”

Its!... Follow the rules now.

Could you say the noise coming out of his mouth is causing a cancer in United States society?

To Bring You My Love was my first PJ album too. I like Rid Of Me better now, but I think The Dancer will always be my favorite song.

Yeah.. didn’t he do a whole piece about how initiating gaslighting training in children with the whole Santa Claus thing was just fine and who would want to grow up without it?

He met the meat at Milliways.

Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout? Willis?

“Your own proprietary bland of spices” might be the whitest typo ever.

I bought and somehow lost more copies of Vivid in the 90's and 00's than anyone should ever need.