You ever been to a Turkish prison?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

*Sound Engineer who Didn’t bleep that speaking with HR*

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

Would a miscarriage be considered a balk?

1-2-3-4-5? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard of in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

One of the other dads in my kids’ little league wears a “Four Time AFC Champ!” Buffalo Bills hat. It’s so heinous it’s sort of endearing.

You know Don Sr has a Porn Vault, probably gold doors on it. As the code is 1-2-3-4-5 Barron is going to be fine.

Must have. Not must of. English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Play was suspended for the rest of the day due to a making it rain delay

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Mynd you, møøse bites can be pretty nasti...

A moose once bit my sister.

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Those responsible for this post have been sacked.

Oh boy! Oh boy! Ice cream!

America November 2016: Hold my beer