Get this up on the “Who gives a shit channel” ASAP.

Tip #1: Get the fuck out of Philly and go someplace else. I drove through Philly 2 year ago and my nuts still itch from the experience.

Flushable? It way funnier to toss them right on top to the trash in the ladies room at the local Jr High.

You think he’s confused now. Wait til 3 and 8 with 2:11 left on the clock in the 4th quarter of a tie game. Andy Reid level confusion there my friends.

All this is going to be a lot less funny next week when Roy become Senator -elect pedophile.

Sad as it sounds I’d bet my immortal soul that Roy wins and wins easily next week.

Putin has be be going ape-shit right about now. Not a happy man.

Lets hope Charlie Brooker uses this a set up for a Black Mirror episode one day.

At least he had the common decency to drop the deuce in the back row of the joint. It’s not like he was shitting in the front.

All that’s missing is an announcement about when the award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence will be given out.

Will this be the end of the “Jolly Bengalhi?

I’m gonna miss Foxy when he finally get shit-canned. No chance the guy gets another HC gig in the NFL. I’m hard pressed to think of a coach who’s contributions seem to be either negative or negligible but almost never positive. He will get average to slightly below average performance out of what eve roster you give…

Good to see that Manning continues to receive 0% of the blame for the trainwreck this season has become. Maybe they can make Fredo the coach.

FYI many TV’s have a ‘color’ setting that if turned all the way down will essentially turn them into black-and-white sets. No need to buy a special DVD combo pack for that. I’m just gonna record Logan off HBO next week anyhow.

No shit. My office sex dungeon requests have been consistently denied since 2007.

How much does Jump Ball Joe make a year? Look it up but be warned when you see the # you’ll be pissed. Really pissed.

Zooropa is better than Unforgettable fire? I don’t fucking think so.

I have vomited in my car. That vomit used to be food.

Piss right on the floor. Thats what I do. I also piss in the shower.