“Say hello to my little vagina!”

“We’re gonna need a bigger vagina.”

No sperm will pass the impenetrable sheath that is thoughts and prayers^TM

They Live still contains one of my favorite movie fight scenes. Not because it is technically very impressive, but because it goes on solidly twice as long as it should. First time you see it, you just keep thinking “how much longer are they possibly going to keep this scene going?”

I’m here to chew bubblegum and make They Live references, and I’m all out of both.

I’m here to chew bubblegum and make They Live references, and I’m all out of both.

I’ll up vote any ‘They Live’ references that i come across. Sadly I don’t see many these days.

The glasses let us know she is a scientist. If you take her glasses off, she doesn’t look like a scientist anymore.

She is a less convincing scientist than Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones

Not having a FB account has never felt this good.

the mysterious disappearance of her mogul-adventurer father (Dominic West)

Aim to masturbate for about 20-30 minutes every day

That’s fine! Just do not touch Willie.

Ah, and just in time for our lousy Smarch weather.

How about union leaders using the dues properly, instead of fat salaries for themselves and donations to the Democratic Party?

Unions became corrupt and wasteful soon after their inception, making it virtually impossible for American businesses to compete globally. Most markets do a pretty damn good job of rewarding those who provide for society, eliminating scarcity, and dropping prices. And labor is a market too.

Who was asking for this?

Obligatory:

I’ve always liked Brendan Fraser and he always seemed like a standup guy. If I’m rooting for anyone to have a comeback, it’s him.

You don’t see a difference between debunking a magic act and pushing someone to commit murder?