I guess from an accounting standpoint it makes sense to still sell those, but I see so few on the road, it is pretty wild. 

A Certificate of US Citizen Born Abroad. It's something you get when your parents register your birth with a US Consulate. 

No one at Restaurant Depot gives a flying fuck about anybody else there.

It’s definitely good, but my vote will always go to this from Armageddon, which I believe is the greatest line in cinematic history, funny or otherwise.

that’s wild to me, I love nothing more than to leave this country at least once a year.

“Bernie is dead, you morons! Just because he’s wearing sunglasses he looks alive? Ugh How long is this weekend anyway?” - Elaine Benes

I saw Weekend at Bernie’s ages ago as a little kid, but whenever it’s brought up I always think about when it was referenced on It’s Always Sunny and Dennis’s musings on the movie:

“Hey, if the FAA wants to actually be able to tell airplanes what they can and can’t do, then it’s up to Congress to create those rules, in accord with the Founding Fathers’ vision of air travel.”

I see that you are not familiar with “Meatballs 2" - yet.

Watching Silverman and McCarthy try to figure out where the dings are coming from is priceless.

Actually, what happened was that the hitman called when he arrived at the dock on a payphone, looking for directions to the beach house, and Bernie answers the phone later, so the answering machine had already picked up and started recording. Bernie thinks the hitman is coming to kill the two guys, so give directions…

This is like the pizza guy staying at your house until their car is fixed, but instead of pizza they did not bring pizza.

“I was looking at my watch” / “I’m blind” is the funniest line in the history of cinema. I will consider dying on this hill.

Name a more unnecessary sequel than Weekend at Bernie’s II.

Is it a good film? No, not at all. Are parts uncomfortably offensive by standards then as well as now? Oh, yes. Did I almost die laughing when Bernie fell off the boat and started clanging. Yes, I believe I did.

SCOTUS will move in to declare drone skeet legal next session. 

“*Kavanaugh, behalf of SCOTUS: Hold my beer”

Just watched the original: Some of the worst shooting in movie history belongs to the 1980's cocaine-henchmen.

a pretty big Con, considering one of her kids conceived with his sperm ended up dying of an overdose.

<three-quarter profile> Well, I don’t exactly hate—