Now tell me how to get that dead wasp out of my third tail light.

Just wait until Elon and Vivek fire 75 percent of the government before hatching your sticker smuggling schemes.

“Maybe they will find Amelia Earhart while they are at it.”

Moon Patrol

Fishing vessel or “fishing vessel”?

The car was just dreaming

This is what I meant. Like the kind of “hidden” toilet on small boat.

If you’re committed to one pilot, why not just make the entire cockpit into a bathroom? Pilot sits on/over a toilet the entire flight.

Last time I drove in Germany I was very aware of highway repair construction that looked like it had been started and abandoned. Several time between Hamburg and Wolfsburg we were diverted from one side of autobahn to the other so that both directions were reduced to one lane. This is not an uncommon way to get work…

Trying to find rental location in a European city when it’s not the same place you picked up the car. At least a half dozen times the facility was in a parking garage under an office building or shopping center where the drive in entrance has no relation to the street address of the building. Options are to call or…

He put his crimes into his jump logbook? Did I read that right?

You’re tearing me apart.

“Brooklyn concrete magnate”

Not sure. Am I being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp?

They got tired of the entire country saying:

part of an arms race against America’s rivals to reverse engineer the exotic machines

“We will restore US energy dominance”