“Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.”

Back in the 90s the New York State Police had both marked and unmarked Mustangs and Camaros or something like that. Once I saw a marked one it made me suspicious of every one I saw. And with good reason.

I’ll believe it when I see Tom Cruise hanging off the side one in Mission: Impossible 10

Isn’t the congestion pricing for a cab just an extra $0.75 per ride and $1.50 for Lyft and Uber?

If you’re driving from Brooklyn to Newark Airport and taking your own car this means you’re fine with paying for parking and the toll on the return trip so what’s another $9 or $18? It’s too bad PATH doesn’t go right to the airport.

“What do you have against New Jersey?”

Now tell me how to get that dead wasp out of my third tail light.

Just wait until Elon and Vivek fire 75 percent of the government before hatching your sticker smuggling schemes.

“Maybe they will find Amelia Earhart while they are at it.”

Moon Patrol

Fishing vessel or “fishing vessel”?

The car was just dreaming

This is what I meant. Like the kind of “hidden” toilet on small boat.

If you’re committed to one pilot, why not just make the entire cockpit into a bathroom? Pilot sits on/over a toilet the entire flight.

Last time I drove in Germany I was very aware of highway repair construction that looked like it had been started and abandoned. Several time between Hamburg and Wolfsburg we were diverted from one side of autobahn to the other so that both directions were reduced to one lane. This is not an uncommon way to get work…

Trying to find rental location in a European city when it’s not the same place you picked up the car. At least a half dozen times the facility was in a parking garage under an office building or shopping center where the drive in entrance has no relation to the street address of the building. Options are to call or…

He put his crimes into his jump logbook? Did I read that right?

You’re tearing me apart.