In fairness, it probably wasn’t excruciating. More like “hey, what’s that sound?”

Rich Guy Soup! Rich Guy Soup!

But, how did the rest of your date with the Black Keys go?

If you like to drink a lot and want to cruise, get an interior room.

Worst falling overboard from a cruise ship.

That’s what everyone will go with until some old busy body keeps asking questions between her knitting projects.

What the fuck did I just read?

Children.

I was in the bathroom, looked up in the mirror at a monster with day old stubble. Ahhh, it was just me!

So, Google AI is as smart as your average MAGA stooge.

Counterpoint: smoking is cool and potentially fatal explosions are an acceptable risk.

Yep, here’s how it’s done.

I’ll tell ya, I thought it handled great

Trying to remember the movie...Gung Ho?

SNL has been doing the “take a classic scene and change it to have gory results” for a while now. It did a similar thing last year in the Steve Martin/Martin Short episode with their rendition of a Christmas Carol.

Stil one of the great reaction videos to keep around in your back pocket.

If you revere the first 10-ish seasons of The Simpsons, like most of the TV watching world, do yourself a favor and watch The Critic.

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