“Who aarrrrrreee these people? And why are they allll headed to the exits?”

Drove his truck into town

Honestly, if I was into that stuff, I would want that done before I was waddling around butt naked and putting sensitive parts in contact with cruise ship surfaces.

“So what does that make us?”  “Absolutely nothing!!!”

She saw him pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it must be serious.

It’s the only way to be sure.

And her name was Eva Braun

Maybe get them a nice pet as well.

Exorcism, Exorcist. What he really needs is some exer...CISE!

Um, all of them?
Guess now he’s makin’ movies, makin’ songs and fightin’ demons ‘round the world!

What kind of fucked up celebration is that?

Exactly. He does either his ‘barking-thug’ or ‘clipped-voice’ thing, and both his trademark go-to moves of  ‘head-jerk-for-emphasis’ and ‘bugged-eyes’ were rendered outdated and condescending by Murphy *decades* ago. All this time knowing he couldn’t make it anywhere else, staying where it’s safe, bullying all the…

The gentleman’s F!

People complain about them a lot but I’ve rarely been disappointed in an Update segment of theirs.

Bobby Moynihan and Kenan Thompson are two that just have never once cracked me up. I realize humor is subjective but Kenan just always feels to me like he’s mugging for the camera and playing it like he’s reading his lines for the first time. Moynihan just seems to only have one register and that’s loud and bug-eyed. 

With Sam Jackson playing half of the roles, I assume...

No wonder they fired their entire marketing team. It shouldn’t be that hard to sell Teslas. They just need to pivot to their new client base Elon seems to be pandering to.

...high five!

What about older brothers who went upstairs and never returned?