I think the real story here is that a chain cinema is selling 24oz, or even just 22oz, of beer for $8.80.

Like, damn. I pay that for a simple 16oz pint in my city. I think the plaintiff is getting a pretty good bargain, but then again I haven’t done a lot of beer drinking in Texas.

Should I surmise that it just isn’t…

I think Domhnall Gleeson is a really interesting performer and I kind of don’t want to see him relegated to a sitcom for years. (Assuming this will basically be “Another Office”.) He was a bit wasted in the Star Wars sequels.

Trotsky, J.D. here. Almost every state has one of these, either titled a deceptive practices act, merchandising practices act, or something similar. 

Eh, having lived here for a while now I can confirm Texas is a pretty cut and dried law-and-order state. Perspective on business practices is “okay we’re going to start out giving you the benefit of the doubt, so don’t fuck that up or else.”

They do but its called the “Lazy Yeller Snake Oil salesman act of 1886"

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The lawyers will get millions. The plaintiffs will get a 50% off movie ticket (not valid on Friday/Saturday/Sunday, or for a 3D or IMAX show, subject to availability, must book through the app 30 days ahead).

Jimmy’s not gonna like this.

I live close enough to Canada to get the CBC coverage and it is comprehensive, professional and far better than anything the American networks have done in 50 years.

The whole ten movie thing was exactly the kind of dumbass comment you’d hear a video store clerk self-consciously holler out in front of a Friday night crowd.

They recycled the Team America: World Police montage song in an episode of South Park about skiing and time shares.

Just wait until Temu starts clogging the local mailboxes with unsold EV’s. 

Not mine, but my daughter’s:

Was looking for this. His look of shock is priceless.

Also see any time Harrison Ford showed up.

Frank Grimes? Is that like his father in law? :-)

At this point Elon is just Frank Grimes driven completely mad and running around making edicts, pushing random buttons, and screaming until he finally grabs those electric cables and puts an end to himself. And we’ll all breathe a sigh of relief when he does.

I would’ve figured it would’ve been the opposite:

Every time I hear his name I think, Rob Schneider is.. a Stapler.

It’s poetic justice how the closest thing Rob Schneider has to a comedy legacy is a parody of him made by more talented people.