you win

In 1979, I was flying Air Canada from Boston to Nova Scotia to hang out with some college friends. We were flying along, and BOOM, the plane decompressed as it lost its tail cone and rear door. A couple of people had cuts and scrapes, but no serious injuries that I remember. I got hit with some food items that were try…

Reese Witherspoon is a Romulan?!?

Fun fact: Boston Herald photographer Mark Garfinkle is the son of Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. 

The guy with the felony conviction was promoted ahead of him, TWICE!

Be thankful it’s not a subscription.

I saw a movie with Garrett Wang years after Voyager. He was still an ensign.

This is a very slippery slope.

So you spent time as a Zendayagnostic, but are now firmly a Zendayatheist.

If you’ve ever listened to any of The Hoff’s music, I’m not sure a lack of OJ would’ve improved his prospects, much.

Yeah he’s goin to the dealer downstairs.

“Heroin, Frank. HEROIN.”

Well, if there is a Hell it’s probably a lot like a Ford service department waiting area, and that’s where OJ can spend his eternity. 

Good thing that truck cant get pregnant in texas.

Having your nuts bitten off by a Laplander... That’s the way I want to go.

Do you know who would have a really funny joke about OJ dying? Norm McDonald. RIP Norm. 

Getting caught in the gears of a combine...that’s the way I want to go.

Stop getting Monopoly wrong!

Try finding Dole Whip in Luxembourg. 

Can’t wait to hear Ryan Gosling belting out “I’m Just Thimble”.