Six hour private screening of Tom Cruise “film school” movie?

Watched enough Dateline to know don’t get drunk in the casino at 2 AM with the two Russian guys who compliment you on your Rolex.

4) People with bad odor who need a bath

Google’s AI simply couldn’t differentiate between news and satire

YOLO

Berlin based fashion house

I powered through the last Matrix movie on a plane last week. Can’t be worse than that.

He was born in 1948 which would make him only 36 when the first movie came out. I would have guessed he was 50+ in that movie.

Was going to go with generic gif of a flamethrower but since this is Jalopnik. . .

Terrible movie but this made me think of A Million Ways to Die in the West.

“that was her signal to apologize and promise to behave”

I’m pretty sure I made the exact comment here after the Christmas Carol sketch.

The Scooby sketch was discount “Farewell Mr. Bunting”.

Some sun, sand and salt air should make all of his problems go away. 

Finkle is Einhorn!

Sanitizing the ship the next day: