Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

Two things about Ronan Farrow: 1.) He can get it; and 2.) Every time I see that kid he looks more like Frank Sinatra.

Some other things Trump didn’t know he had to do as president:

nah

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t such a fucking tragedy.

I’m sorry, but I keep thinking about the 46% of those who decided that voting against Trump wasn’t worth their time. Thanks so much folks!!!

I think he’s going to quit like Sarah Palin did. He will absolutely hate being President. We don’t deserve this, but maybe he does.

Look at that fucker McConnell, just grinning away at the horror he helped create. There’s not a hell hot enough for him.

Disagree. His tweets need to be posted on billboards next to major highways so that Trump voters are reminded daily on the way to work and back just what they have fucking done.

We joked about Trump supporters being stupid but that’s not why they voted for Trump, the reality is America is still a very racist country. Hatred of Muslims and Mexicans were at the center of his campaign and it worked. He stuck a cord and middle America no longer felt like they needed to be “PC” meaning, they…

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”- George Carlin

I want to feel bad about Melania but I can not.

Jeez. This Marsh guy isn’t making himself look any better. Or professional at all, frankly. She wants to look self-important? People are lazy and cost me money for pointing out offensive material? Oh boo hoo.

Wait...isn’t Christianity based on some Jewish guy? What was his name? Remember, he had that blue car?

There it is right there.

reality show vet Tiffany Pollard

You could see one of the guys in the audience look all around him, and then swear to himself. It was like he was angry they were doing a good job, and had so much of the audience enjoying themselves. Like his bubble was bursting. You could see a couple of people mad at it. But, you saw far more of them having a great…

TFW you realize you can’t play saxaphone.