Among other scenarios reportedly depicted in the haunted house were a botched abortion and the 2015 Charleston church shooting. According to the ticket sales page, The Room “is a real life haunted house. Guests will experience IN YOUR FACE scenes of dark reality. … You will walk in 10 Rooms and encounter individuals…

Avocados are heaven in the form of a fruit.

I would love for him to spend six months in his own “jail”.

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

Yeah the fact that the half-brother agreed to this would explain why they don’t have a great relationship.

But does it stop the bounce??

What if this was all an elaborate plan to get a chance to meet Bob Dylan? He is getting up there. You might not have long to meet him.

It was the most ridiculously mind-numbing scene. With the proper amount of wine, you’ll be laughing your ass off.

Listening to that Access Hollywood video about Donald Trump has made me clench so tight I am confident my uterus isn’t going anywhere.

Exactly! Look at this table!

Girl, it’s not a Grammy, you can’t just dedicate it to your momma.

The diver inside the cage is very experienced and can also tell you how to clean poop out of your wetsuit, FYI.

It was Tiffany Trumps Birthday yesterday. Her mom wished her a happy birthday... I did not see any such wishes from her mother’s sperm donor. Which for a normal father means nothing... But for a trigger twitter finger lunatic like Trump, that’s the same as a horsehead on your pillow.

Like, he literally said something to the effect of “I don’t know if you’re actually complimenting me or not...” lol The whole thing was a hilarious mindfuck she played on the entire family.

Failing up is a Bush talent. They’re damn-near savant about it.

I am convinced Hillary has just stacks and stacks of this shit (how could she not?) and is just releasing them one a day like a Douchemonster Advent Calendar before election day

Lohan owning a nightclub seems like a bad idea. A chain of bagel shops might give her a better shot at longevity, regardless of the carbs.

I sat front row center for this in Chicago, and it was so good. The costumes and sets in particular are AMAZING. And obvs the two leading ladies are flawless. I made direct eye contact with Patti LuPone at one point during a scene, so we’re basically best friends now.