I don’t know much about Meghan Markle but I do know she’s 37 years young and looks great. The other day I read Sarah Sanders is 36 and Stephen Miller, believe it or not, is 34. That right there is the proof that evil ages you.

Let me help you with the Robbie Williams issue(I used to have a dirty crush on him for this ridiculous song/video that I still freaking love):

Trump was so disappointed not to get the Van Gogh. He’s doing such fantastic work these days. Tremendous young artist. Everyone says so. 

Let’s tone down the glee just a tad.

Dang, I have nothing snarky to say about this at all. Good for them.

I’m so happy for them! Those photos of them grinning happily at each other made my cold black heart melt.

Ahem. You forgot Jason Momoa.

Add mi amor Armie Hammer to your list immediately!

People’s Sexiest Man Alive has also honored Adam Levine, who’s about as sexy as Blake Shelton. Also on the list are Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte, who I guess must have made sense at the time? Add in abusers Johnny Depp and Mel Gibson and Scientologist weirdo Tom Cruise, and I think we should just treat People…

Les nessman is that you.

He should have just dropped live turkeys from a helicopter. They can fly, right?

I like to think they are just best buds. Plus, he’s still with his high school sweet heart as far as I know.

Let love into your heart!

Fuck this. I’ll ship Martha and Snoop Dogg/Lion until the day I die.

I’m done...

As much as I don’t want it to happen, you’re probably right about Shannon. I’m honestly getting worried for her....

Normally I’d agree. But even Brianna is too mature to bring it. She will not be baited. A sign of a centered person. Which, considering her upbringing is quite remarkable.

And if they don’t answer an uncomfortable/flat-out rude question, he’ll just ask it again two minutes later and get them to spill. Andy really should be questioning terrorists for the CIA.