I AM NOT OK WITH THIS REVIVAL OF IT.

This kid is terrifying. Does anyone else feel like he’s gonna need some therapy or is it just me?

And enthusiastic. Which normally I’d find super annoying but it’s attractive on him.

Y’all, I need someone to confirm Dwayne Johnson is a good person in real life, bc I just can’t deal with any more people anymore that put on a nice facade when they’re really puppy serial killers.

A ‘babymoon’ is when you take another honeymoon, right before you sprog out the kid. File it under “Horrible Expressions Of The Wealthy”, along with ‘push present’, in which the husband has to buy an expensive piece of jewelry to reward the new mother for her efforts.

So at Twitter, joking about fucking Tony the Tiger is bad, but neo-Nazis and trump spouting hateful shit are A-OK.

As someone who knows the absolute devastation and trauma being cheated on (by the last person you would think) I absolutely understand why Kai did what she did.

There might as well be no difference, personally. Finding out just how much Adam Baldwin sucks ruined Jayne for me completely.

Here’s the thing about monogamy, though: If you can’t do it, don’t fuckin’ sign up for it.

Chris Evans is first but I’ll allow Chris Pine as an honourable contender (he won me over a bit in Wonder Woman).

Agreed. I wish there were enough material for a show about Elizabeth and Clemmie Churchill. I could watch Harriet Walter dry dishes and be fascinated for hours.

Damn how entitled do you have to be to be butthurt about not being a KING? Bitch, do you know how kings are made? Not by being a whiny lil jerk, I’ll tell you that much...

Trophy hunters might as well walk around with t-shirts on that say “I have a small penis and must overcompensate.”

No doubt Trump’s noticed that Amelia Earhart has done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

If he would just cut his scarf budget in half, he’d be fine. FINE.

Just going out on a limb here, but I’ve an idea that Mr. Depp’s idea of being in a disastrous place financially, and my idea of being in a disastrous place financially vary wildly.

Have you seen the movie As Above, So Below? It was actually filmed in the catacombs (in fact, it was the first movie to get permission to do so), and I get the impression that there was very little set dressing for the movie. It’s one of the creepiest movies I’ve ever seen, and I watch a *lot* of horror. It’s not just…

Picture of said teens. Apparently they were looking for a g-g-g-g-ghost.

This might be an unpopular opinion, but stereotypes are often based on a grain of truth. There are a lot of black people where, if you poison their children, they won’t think it’s fair to tell them they have to pay for the poison. Oh wait, not just black people, people in general are like that. Well, whatever.