cynicalcapricorn
CynicalCapricorn
cynicalcapricorn

So glad to see tax dollars are well spent

Oh so many stars for you, I loved this song(but now I feel old;)

I used to work for L.L. Bean years ago and the amount of people who returned stuff after years of use was unreal. One guy returned a pair of shoes after 10 years

If I give my dog meat or broccoli, she’s going to go for the meat, guaranteed

I’m still waiting for a show with Tabitha Coffey and Gordon Ramsey together

Why remake something that was awesome? No one can compare to Richard Dean Anderson and his mullet

Same. My pessimist self wants to, but I just can’t. It’s so nice to see

I got up super early to watch the funeral and sobbed like a little baby when I saw that note #dontjudge

They were more gracious than I could have been.

I know! My sister said the same thing.. I can’t believe I forgot about him

Here are some suggestions for People magazine:

I completely relate. When I found out my ex was cheating, I didn’t hit him, but my verbal reaction didn’t make me feel any better or very good about myself. You can’t reason with someone who has no moral compass.

At work, a co worker always tried to sell me some vitamin, spa like stuff. I don’t remember the name of the company. You could smell the desperation as she tried to unload those products

I still don’t who know she is. I think she has a show on E!, but I stopped watching that channel after they cancelled the Soup

Cheaters never tell the entire truth. I’m going to guess there was more than one woman.

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg are the couple I never knew I needed

The Kardashians have been on for a million years and Firefly got one season 😳

That’s how I hold my cat and I think she hates me for it

Thank you! I was looking at that pic and it was driving me nuts trying to remember where I had seen him

Omg, that is terrifying! Please tell me it stopped happening!