Mmmmm. This line. I struggle with this line, but if you put the right kind of carbony afterbits on a car, hi. Hello. Yes. Please show me more of your car.

How many people would put an erector set spoiler on a camry to be funny? That being said I have a buddy who put a big ass Evo spoiler on his Scion xB, BUT it fits the theme of the vehicle he’s going for and does ride sharing in his “turtle van”

How about aftermarket wings that are actually functional?

Shopping car spoiler on a sports car that also has aero bits on it, sure. Back of your mom’s hand-me-down Camry(or other blah people mover) hell to the naw... Ducktail spoiler on a 240sx, im a sucker... I guess it comes down to the vehicle and what type of spoiler it is...

If your wing has something written on the underside, then you are trying to hard.

On a big badge right on the trunk lid?

The best stock wing

true facts

I like big wings and I cannot lie

I participate in a male-dominated sport. And I can’t even count all the times some guy has said to me, “The only reason that move worked on me was because you caught me off guard.”

It would be a lot better with a stick... It will have a TKO600 some day.

If this was an 86, where they only made 200 of the Aerocoupes for NASCAR, it would be worth that. But from the factory the only thing good about this car was its looks. A clean factory SS is in the 6-9K range these days. I’d say this Aerocoupe worth 12K on a good day, while drunk after watching Days of Thunder.

Probably the best remaining example of its type but it really only makes sense for someone who rolled out of the double wide to head down to the Piggly Wiggly to play the lotto using their favorite Earnhardt and Waltrip car numbers and hit the jackpot. G-bodies of this era can be fun but only when the power unit…

Bah. The late 70s were the malaise for GM. The styling was already getting hackneyed. The quality was off. The colors were crap. The early 70s were the best times, for GM... extensions of the 60s design era, but still with a modicum of quality, even if emissions controls had sapped those majestic V8s of their power.

I used Trump bumper stickers and “I’m with her” bumper stickers to cover up fender rot so I could pass state inspection. One side was Trump, one was the Hillary stickers. I cannot tell you how many people it pissed of on both sides. In all honestly I probably should have been ticketed for causing road rage or…

The Porsche Carrera GT. Yes, I’m fully aware that it’s an engineering masterpiece and it is beloved by people who want their car to beat them up rather than the other way round. I also concede it makes one of the most bewitching sounds I’ve ever heard. But I just can’t bring myself to like it. Its shape is as sinuous…

Something something always the answer.

Ken, you finally beat me. The only thing you’ve got that I still don’t like is your fashion sense, and I can’t judge people on that. You win Ken. I like you now! Get some grown up clothes!

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